Holiday Feasting

Holiday Feasting

Holiday time is for feasting,
We look forward to each treat.
The tables are full of our favorite foods,
We’ve got lots of good things to eat.

We scarf marshmallowed sweet potatoes,
There’s cider and eggnog to slurp.
There’s so much going down at once,
Who can help an occasional burp?

Here’s the turkey, dressing and gravy,
Let’s all get down to chewing it,
And if we pass a little gas,
Who’ll notice? Everyone’s doing it.

Dessert is three kinds of pie,
Then pass the box of candy.
Next year will you please remind us
To have Alka-Seltzer handy!